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May. 20th, 2012 | 10:32 pm

I get Lonely way too easily. :/

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Euro-ceeeeen-tric-ity!

Jan. 29th, 2012 | 08:07 pm

"Will we question the idea of what a nation is? Are Greece and Italy still sovereign nations when bankers can overthrow their governments and neighbors can dictate the terms of governance?"

Two words: World Bank. They have been a case of bankers dictating terms to governments for decades. Instating desirable politicians where desired.

Grrr.

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Protesting for the win!

Oct. 22nd, 2008 | 10:40 pm

Ya...this would be me....

http://xkcd.com/470/

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The Anser is 42

Oct. 22nd, 2008 | 09:25 pm

Here is the Question

http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/every-road-leads-you-somewhere-15102008.html

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Time for the broad announcement.

May. 17th, 2008 | 12:58 am

So, some of you already know this. I'm taking a year off of school. I'm struggling at college, and I've got enough going on that I've decided that I need the break from the current pattern. I'm getting an apartment in the Salem area, and I'll be working full-time, quite possibly (though not certainly) at my current job at Delta Gamma. I want to come back to Willamette, but part of this break will be about me evaluating if that is possible and a good idea for me. I'm not sure it is, though I do want to.

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St. Patrick's Day

Mar. 10th, 2008 | 02:21 pm

I just learned about the coolest thing ever. St. Patrick's Day has been changed for this year! It's going to be celebrated on the 15th instead of the 17th because otherwise it would fall in a holy week. This is the official decision of the Vatican, and has apparently been done before. So everyone! Remember, we're not celebrating this on Monday, we have the Pope's permission to host the greatest holiday party on SATURDAY!!

Man, this is just so cool! The Pope can change holidays!! How cool I find this seems completely out of proportion with how cool it actually is, but I'm ok with that :-D

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So Bloody True.

Feb. 26th, 2008 | 08:34 pm

http://xkcd.com/337/

Anybody else do this?

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I love Vaginas

Feb. 19th, 2008 | 04:02 pm

I know this is a bit late, but I wanted to say it still.

The Vagina Monologues are incredible, and were performed amazingly. I never fail to feel inspired when I see that show, and I'm so glad that we show it ever year here. To those of you who have a Livejournal (or happen to see this on facebook), FANTASTIC JOB. Way to go :-)

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Boom! Shaka-laka.

Feb. 4th, 2008 | 02:57 pm

I'ma gonna asplode.

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MIlitary Humor is my one true love.

Jan. 22nd, 2008 | 11:53 pm

Long Live the Marines.

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20071040.asp

Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet � even your friends�
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.


Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.


US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.


US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

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